Dark Donuts
There was once a little tree whom was all alone in the wilderness. When Spanky came to play the tree was happy. Just as happy as the woman who chopped off eighty percent of her husbands love muffin. Of all the muffins in the world I would have to say that the blue berry muffin is the best one. I like to think that I am eating balloons and running from the cops. when they catch me they let me slid down the pole at the fire house. On the lower level they have a ball room in which they lure little boys into the room and then cook them like little thanksgiving turkeys. On this day in 1832 Abraham Lincoln will get up off his ass and ask what the hell did I do now. Damn communists. I should have gotten my nipples pierced by that slave the other day. I’m sure my marriage wouldn’t have been such a failure. So Lady Death was on the show yesterday. those Japanese are so deprived. If one must draw a woman worthy of getting their Johnson filled with jelly then they haven’t truly experienced the krispy kream of the American tradition. I could go for a couple of dozen. I should stop by there after work and pick some up. six for me and none for you. When the store starts falling from the sky and the clouds turn green, then you know it’s time to blow up like a ball and bounce into the sun set. I wish I was a blue ball that way no one will ever forget me. Not even the nice alien boy that I met the other day. One thought, two thought and a skeleton or two. The more the merrier and and a bag of chips. someone is plotting a revolution. I predict that a bush will be assassinated by an angry bar tender. So I saw Paris Hilton today at the local university. She looked at me and I think she smiled but I’m not to sure because I was too busy throwing up. If she can write a book than so can I.
Manikin heads are rather scary at times. Especially when they have eyes. Not just any other color eye, but specifically blue. Pat was riding a platypus to work, and the bird crashed into the building. Marty McFly don’t ride over the water with that board. Biff is going to kick you in the nuts if the fairy isn’t watching. She’s too busy mocking with the head elf. I mean what man doesn’t look good in tights. i wish i had pointy ear so i can poke people with it. excellent people, soon our plot to take over the world and only allow people with ghost pins to live.
She’s after me. I shouldn’t change by the windows. I always forget to close them. It’s not like it matters anyway. I am but not a simple baraiesta. I fill tea all day long and drink coffee on all my breaks. Whip cream, Ryan, the keg needs a tap. I don’t think that screw driver is going to work. b.o.o by Ross, take care man. Don’t give me any more face washes. I remember that the boxes contain nothing but boxes and I need a parental unit to help stop the robots. I have always, don’t fucking cut me off you fucking postal man. Just because you work for the postal service.
Yeah so take that you ass. I’m going to go rent me a post truck, and no, fuckers turned on the light. I am so lonely now that the cat has left me alone and naked. If I could see my wiener. Patrick what are you doing here?
I can tie my own shoes and no one can take that away from me. There is nothing in this world that i hate more than moldy cheese. I don’t hate a person except if they are covered in chocolate. In a purely non sensual way and they are just mocking chocolate bunnies. I ate one once and it tasted like pork. I was amazed that it tasted so good. The chocolate tasted more like a1 sauce. Black feddy yo, bling bling. Tighter than a cow, tighter than a cow. Yo what’s a farmer going to do when the cow can’t give what he wants you fucking lousing bitch, how Addy the cow take it just like that. The clouds are up and there’s a rapping at my window I think it’s P-diddy coming for me. He’s going to bust a cap in my ass for not voting. This is why the world just a dad. You’re coming to Slayer right? There’s something wrong “I am free sometime. She never gave me up. Yeeeha!voogie all night line. Never look back and listen to the store brew wonderful coffee. Wshall wait until gas goes down and then I will get a hummer and kill even for the why would i want another ji just heard that there are some peeeeeeee me. What’s idea was it git5′w no5 rqi4 5hq5 5h3 t3n34ql mqnqt34 hqw to5 5o hqf3 r4ui5 punp4omiw,2ho’w ou5 5h343. I 5hink 23 whoule mof3 5o wom3 plqy eqmni5 i5 5hq5′w on3 hq4e m/o you you’re5hq5′w 4ith5 ir wom3on3 i5′w toint 5o hqf3 5o b 3 22 i5 5h3 boeel3 or 2hq53f34 2o4kw ro4 you. 5H343 iw no5hint 5hq5 w33mw 5o t3 5hq5 e43 my nipples are quite hard right now. That will teahc me not to have sex with dogs, oh yeah and my feet feel funny.
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